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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
#WordlessWednesday Pregnancy: Weeks 14 - 25
My blog: Thoughtful Thursday #BlogHop Week #2
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Top 10 things I hate about the MORNING!
The whirlwind that is our morning, is literally fantastic. Daddy works nights, and comes home promptly at 5 AM. Despite his efforts, tip toeing around the house, and eventually falling asleep on the couch as not to wake the children, as a matter of miracle, or their instinct... he wakes the children.
Perhaps it is just me, or perhaps others don't admit to what I am about to say. I am NOT myself when I first wake up. Before that first cup of coffee, (or the second) and cigarette, (or third) I am a closed eyed nightmare. My kids have learned this about me, and try not to talk to me until things have been taken care of properly, but unfortunately, my 1 year old son often falls victim to my mouth.
"Nico NOOOOOOO!"
"Nico LAY DOOOWWWWNNNN!"
"It is NOT wake up time!!!"
(it is)
And so begins the flurry of the 2 hours from hell that is my morning.
The top 10 things I hate about the morning are....
- Looking for the baby's cuppie
- THE SOCK BASKET
- 4 people in ONE bathroom, often times 2 or more naked.
- Searching the dryer for a matching....something
- Gym clothes
- Unfinished mystery homework that was "forgotten"
- Wet footprints throughout the house
- A poopie diaper on the floor next to the crib
- I'm not hungry
- I need money for..... (like I can give a kid a debit card)
- The car seat is in the wrong car
- We are ALL LATE!
Wait....did I say TEN??
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
How to help a toddler through Back to School
Poooooor Luci got herself all dressed up and ready the first day of school...
(she's not in school yet) And saying good-bye those first few days was really hard!
It is NOT fair that Gia gets to go and you have to stay here with me.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
10 Reasons to stunt his growth
A pudge like there will never be again
His true boy shining through
Try NOT to eat their toes too much today!!
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